So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The feeling are messing with the penis
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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