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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
