"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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