we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
