Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i out mim tonsoeep
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