Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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