love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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