I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Randomize
