How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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