Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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