the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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