So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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