Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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