Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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