i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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