So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
