She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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