im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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