all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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