Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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