Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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