OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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