This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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