conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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