So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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