we're blogging at a bar
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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