Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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