It's Friday. Sex?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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