Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Found your dick twin last night
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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