Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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