It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
