Swine flu. Run for my life!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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