Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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