I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
