I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
