I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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