Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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