And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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