And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
His nipple licking is glorious
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