Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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