how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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