doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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