Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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