Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I believe in your delicious
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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