i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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