he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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