Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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