as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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