okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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