whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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