Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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