Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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