yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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