If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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