So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Randomize
