Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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