It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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